Tricia Tucker
Thumper the Ski Instructor
Teen Boy
Substitute Teacher
Tad McKowski
Tammy Warner
Stephen Tamill
Shelly Marsh
Skyler Morse
Sally Bands
Sarah Peterson
Scott Tenorman
Quaid
Recess Groundskeeper
Richard Adler
Principal Victoria
PC Principal
Pearl Choise
Pete (Hair-flip Goth)
Nelson Brown
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Slave
Mrs. Claridge
Miss Ellen
Mitchell the Janitor
Mr. Derp
Mr. Evans and the School Board
Michael (Tall Goth)
Mimsy
Mark Harrison
Mary Gollum
Librarian
Larry Feegan
Laura (Erection Day)
Kip Drordry
Kevin McCormick
Kindergarten Teacher
Karen McCormick
Jennifer Harrison
Herbert Garrison
Ike Broflovski
Jake (Stick of Truth)
Hannah Williams
Henrietta Biggle
Fred Cartman
Filmore Anderson
Firkle Smith
Flora Larsen
