- Policisté
- Doktoři
- Zemědělci / dělníci
- Komunita LGBT
- Natives
- Churchfolk and Cemetery Staff
- Outside Town
- Red Light District
- Work Force
- Newspeople
- Internet Trolls
- Civil Servants
- Old People
- Townsfolk
- Unnamed Townsfolk
- U. S. Geological Survey
- Big Business
- Local Businesspeople
- Criminals
- Cab Drivers
- Colorado
- South Park Mall
- Magic The Gathering Watchers